Why can't my computer...

There are a lot of things that annoy me about computers, or more usually, Windows in particular.

Why can't my computer:

1) Accurately gauge how long it will take to do something? (Prime Culprit: Windows)

File copies, program installations, downloads, no matter what it is, if it's got a progress bar it's not going to be accurate. Not only will it not be accurate, it won't even be close most of the time. Sometimes, granted, it'll be spot-on but that's just got statistical averaging written all over it. Why, in the middle of a file copy, does it suddenly decide that it's going to take 3 days, no, 10 seconds, no, wait, 18 hours, no, hold on, ... ?

Yes, not all things are predictable, but the computer could at least estimate (within a reasonable margin of error) and not blindly pick up random and wildly varying estimates without even flinching. It'd be much better if, when it gets confused or held up, it just gave up until it knew again! (KDE does do this, for instance, when copying files... it'll just say "Stalled" for a second).

2) Know where the drivers for a bit of hardware will be? (Prime Culprit: Windows)

Why do I have to point it to a driver that I've either had to insert myself or, a lot of the time, had to go to www.randommanufacturerswebsite.com/techsupport/drivers/windows/xp/driver/thingamajig/v8/revision2/setup.exe and downloaded myself before it will recognise the hardware I bought?

Why can't there be a standard for hardware so that everything USB or PCI-based contains some information that tells the computer roughly WHERE a set of drivers will be. Or, failing that, some website where it can automatically look up what drivers exist and where when given a PCI/USB id, even if it gets "Not Supported" or "Unknown" some of the time?

3) Know what I mean? (Prime Culprit: All OS)

When I type www.fredc.om into my browser, why can't it just correct it for me (maybe with a Google-style "did you mean?")? Some mistakes are hard to catch but it doesn't even catch the little ones. wwww.fred.com or www,fred,com , for instance. And when I have a file copy command, rather than just error at me because I mis-spelled or, in Linux, mis-capitalised a filename, have a small go at working out what I meant and ask me if it's right. (Yes, there are certain plugins etc. but I want it to be a standard feature. I can't be the only person who's done these silly typos!)

4) Protect me from others and myself?(Prime Culprit: Windows and Linux)

Now, I'd like to point out that this is almost exclusively a Windows problem for one part of the question (protecting me from others) and almost exclusively a Linux problem for the other (protecting me from myself). Windows just doesn't go far enough to stop other people getting into/onto/through my computer's defences. Not even after the 50th version which has promised to do so. But it has some fantastic features to protect me from myself, if they are enabled. File deletes are, on the whole, confirmed first and undoable later. Plus, it's quite hard to completely shoot yourself in the foot by, say, deleting your Windows directory accidentally. On the other hard, it's extremely easy if you are not careful to totally balls up your Windows installation just by clicking on the wrong website, the wrong email etc. or even disabling the wrong service.

Linux, though, protects you from outside elements a lot more. And even if they do get through, it is quite easy to recover from them and, additionally, their impact will be limited to the user accounts that are affected. However, even as a normal user, you can wipe out your home directory in one command without any confirmations and with little chance of getting it back unless you have specifically put into place procedures to recover it (such as replacing commands with safer versions, configuring user accounts so that they can't do that sort of thing, or just having easy-to-restore backups in place).

So it seems that Linux could benefit from a bit of Shadow Copy, a bit of System Restore or some kind of filesystem rollback and Windows could benefit from a bit more privilege seperation, a bit better programming and a focus on non-virus software rather than anti-virus software (i.e. before-the-event practices that stop the viruses getting on there so easily in the first place).

And this doesn't just apply to desktop environments. Humans make mistakes. Operating systems should be designed to take account of this fact and help where possible.

5) At least give me a clue? (Prime Culprit: All OS)

"mplayer: error while loading shared libraries: liba52.so.0: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory"
(Note that this is an example only - when you compile mplayer from source, it does in fact warn you or leave out support when pre-requisites are missing).

Well. Lovely. Fantastic. So you know that you NEED liba52. You won't run without it. You were obviously written with it in mind. So why can't I instead get:

"Mplayer: Error: You haven't installed liba52. You can download this from http://liba52.sourceforge.net/"

Now, with modern dependency checking this sort of thing is getting rarer but even so, where's the error message that a human can parse easily? Windows does just the same with missing DLL's. And compile-time messages but not run-time messages are another bit of a bind. Fine, tell me gently at compile-time that I need libX and exit neatly. But why not do the same when I move that binary to another machine that doesn't HAVE libX, instead of erroring as above? More people RUN programs than COMPILE them. People compiling programs usually have the sense to sort such problems out for themselves (and such a trivial error is nothing compared to some of the doozies that you can get when compiling software for yourself!), ordinary users can't.

Similarly, dumbing down error messages too much is a major mistake:

"An error has occurred."

What error? Why? Whose error was it? Was it my fault? Was something wrong with the machine? Where did the error occur - in the program, in Windows, in something else? What can be done about it?

As a replacement, how about:

"An error has occurred in PartyPoker. [[Note the friendly program name]]This appears to be a problem with that program. You can try running it again, or checking for a PartyPoker update. If you still recieve errors with PartyPoker, the program gives the website address www.partypoker.com/problem as a source of help. Click below for a file which will help the program author to determine the cause of the problem."

Or:

"An out-of-disk-space error has occurred. Windows is showing you this error because it did not have enough room to create a 50Gb file on drive C: as requested by the program Nero Burning ROM. You have only 10Gb free space on drive C:. You can try:

- Clearing up 40Gb of space on drive C: and retrying the operation
- Instructing Nero Burning ROM to use a drive with more space (for example, D: currently has 100Gb free)"

6) Fix itself. (Prime Culprit: All OS)

Windows.
Windows Last Known Good Configuration.
Windows Safe Mode.
Windows Recovery Console.

Where's the "I need to get to my files" option - with a minimal desktop that uses NO programs, services or other information in common with the main Windows install and lets you copy your files off the computer before it dies completely? Where's the "Run Diagnostics" option to let Windows have a go at trying to find out what it actually wrong rather than blindly looping through a list of Windows "versions", each of which gets less and less drivers loaded? While we're at it, where's the "Check My Disks/Memory/Hardware" option in that list?

Where's the "Right, last time I crashed loading the graphics driver, according to these logs - this time I'll ignore graphics and just load a basic VESA driver and see if I can get further" logic?

And then we have the fantastic idea to include an option, which is usually the default, to automatically restart Windows on error (great, so you can't even SEE the BSOD when it whizzes past, and then Windows will blindly sit there trying to get into Windows every time it reboots until you come and fix it - it'd be better just to turn itself off!). Yeah, there sometimes a need for a watchdog on a high-availability server but on an OS designed for Home Desktop use? And what's the point of it just infinitely restarting at the same place unless it LEARNS from that mistake, especiallly if that place is before it evens gets to a desktop?

That's just the start of my list. Hopefully, I'll finish it off soon.

Mirror of Projectfiles.com / lfw.sourceforge.net rc.firewall

Having just completed a set of instructions for a group of Linux newbies on how to set up a firewall, I then discovered that my favourite Linux iptables firewall script has all-but gone from the Internet. I checked Google, both "official" websites (including the Freshmeat.net mirror) and archive.org. Still no joy. Luckily I had kept a copy of this GPL script, which I have mirrored.

For those people who have had trouble finding the script that's been hosted at both ProjectFiles.com and http://lfw.sourceforge.net you can download the rc.firewall script at the following address:

http://www.ledow.org.uk/linux/

This is the 2.0 "final" version. I have the documentation mirrored too. Oh, and I assume that the reason that the archive.org site has no mirror is that the author wants no more to do with it. So be polite if you do need to contact them (the above file has their email address etc.) and don't bother me for support, either! (You probably couldn't afford me!).

Making your own Firewall / Router / Fileserver / Print Server

As I have just done the above numerous times for myself and my brother, I thought that a little writeup might help. This is not designed to be complete or simple, but is for someone with a basic grasp of Linux and/or an advanced grasp of PC's in general.

I assume several things. You have a local Windows network. You have ADSL and an ADSL router that is connected to this local network. You know the basics of TCP/IP and are comfortable with command-line interfaces. You have a spare machine that has nothing of any value on it (e.g. Windows, documents etc.) that can safely be wiped and made to become a firewall/router/server. You have a spare parallel port laser printer (e.g. an HP Laserjet) that you want shared over the network. You know how to use Google and look things up for yourself if this article doesn't cover your problem.

First, get a computer and network it. I happen to have a source for old Pentium machines (233's) but for my brother's project, I gave him an old P400 with 64Mb RAM, two PCI network cards and an 80Gb hard drive - smaller harddrives are fine, down to about 4Gb, and may actually be more compatible with a machine with an old BIOS. 2Gb is an absolute minimum but it's then a struggle to keep up to date with such little free space.

[Author's Note: Yes, I'm being lazy and installing EVERYTHING from Slackware, I know perfectly well that you can do this from a single floppy but that's not the point. See Freesco if you want to be an expert and do it properly... I ran a Freesco install for about 4 years, making it do all of the above.]

The PC could really have done with a bit more RAM but it runs fine with just that much. Plug it into your network. At first, you can just add it onto an existing network by plugging into the hub/switch, to make installation easier. Later, we'll turn it into a router that can be put between your broadband connection and your computers to keep them much safer than they would normally be.

Next, blank the harddrive completely (or just be aware that you will be wiping everything on it, even Windows or whatever else is on there) and download Slackware. You can use any recent version but for me the version was 10.1. Download the first two ISO disk images and burn them to CD. CD Burner XP Pro is good for putting them onto CD if you don't have Nero or anything else to use, is free and runs fine under Windows 98 despite the name.

Next, boot the machine intended to be a firewall, file server etc. from the first CD. Follow the instructions until you get to the login prompt. Login as root and you'll be left hanging on a command line. Type cfdisk and delete any partitions on your hard drive (THIS WILL DELETE ALL YOUR DATA ON THAT HARD DRIVE, OBVIOUSLY). Then install one large partition over the whole disk and make it bootable. Exit out of cfdisk and reboot.

Boot back off of the CD again and login, then type setup. Go through the setup process (selecting a keyboard layout etc.), select the partition you just made to install into, don't set swap space, use the default kernel and make sure you install all packages, full install.

After a few hours, you should be done and rebooting without the CD in will take you straight into Slackware Linux. You would have been asked to set a root password. It's a bloody good idea and you'll need it to log in to this computer from then on. Now we have to set up your network card in order to connect to the internet and the rest of the network.

Login as root and type dmesg | more and scroll through, looking for anything that indicates that Slackware has found a network card. If it is a PCI or even an onboard card, it should find it without any assistance. Non-PNP ISA cards need a bit of a nudge beyond the scope of this article (Google isapnp).

If your network cards were successfully detected, type pico /etc/rc.d/rc.inet1.conf. This will allow you set IP's, network mask and (if need be) a gateway address (e.g. of an adsl router or any other device that all Internet-bound traffic should be directed through). You should set one card to an internal network address (e.g. 192.168.0.1 or 10.0.0.1) and the other card to an address which will be "external" (or enable DHCP for that card).

[For an example, my ADSL router gives out addresses in the 10.0.2.x / 255.255.255.0 range, which my server picks up as it's "external" address. The local network uses 10.0.1.x / 255.255.255.0 which the server has an address set for on its other card.]

Hit Ctrl-X when you're done.

After a reboot, both cards should now appear in the output of ifconfig as eth0 and eth1 (lo is a loopback interface that's always there, network or not).

Test your connection by ping'ing a website, ping www.example.com. This should come back with replies. Hit Ctrl-C to stop the pinging.

If you have two cards and the ping doesn't work, make sure you try this with a cable in both cards... sometimes the cards are chosen in a different order to what you might expect. Also, try pinging the address of other machines on the network, your ADSL router etc.

If you have a succesful website ping, it means that the Slackware machine is now able to connect to the internet. Now we can download a little program that will help us later on. Personally, I like Projectfiles.com's firewall... a simple script that enables all sorts of things without the complications of a GUI.

Type lynx http://projectfiles.com/firewall/. (Lynx is a text-based web browser that is simple enough to download files should you need them). Select the link for the latest stable release and hit d for download. Let it download it and then save it. It should have saved it in the home directory for root. Exit out of Lynx.

Copy it to /etc/rc.d (cp rc.firewall /etc/rc.d/)
Edit it to suit your network (pico /etc/rc.d/rc.firewall) using the output from ifconfig to remember which card (eth0 or eth1) has which IP address etc. There is a line in the file that tells you below which point you should not make any changes.

Make sure that you add the local network interface (e.g. eth0) to the list of internal interfaces. Any other network cards are considered external, i.e. anything that comes through them is NOT trusted, as if it were a direct connection to the Internet.

Press Ctrl-X when you are done.

Now, to turn the firewall on, you type chmod +x /etc/rc.d/rc.firewall and it will run at the next reboot. To turn it off, do the same with a -x instead and reboot. If you have done it correctly, you should get no errors and still be able to access the internet with ping etc.

While we're here, we need to turn a few other things on and off:

chmod +x /etc/rc.d/rc.dnsmasq
chmod +x /etc/rc.d/rc.samba
chmod +x /etc/rc.d/rc.cups

For these to work, however, they need some configuring. If in doubt, google for the name of the program or config file (e.g. dnsmasq.conf) and read their documentation.

DNSMasq
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This program forwards DNS lookup requests (i.e. resolving www.example.com to an address the computer can use) to an upstream DNS server. This is usually the same machine as your gateway if you have an ADSL connection (i.e. the IP address of your ADSL router) or it can be your ISP's DNS address (they will have these written down somewhere on their website but you may need to login to their website first... usually they can be found inside their instructions for connecting other types of computer to the internet, e.g. Mac, Linux, Playstation, XBox etc.)

Mostly, it needs no configuration at all but any can be done using pico /etc/dnsmasq.conf. It will get the IP of the upstream DNS server from /etc/resolv.conf which you can edit using pico too.

If this works properly, you should be able to set the other computers in your network to use your server's LOCAL ip address as a gateway and DNS server. E.g.

Internet (some address which your ISP has given you)
|
|
ADSL Router (10.0.2.1 / 255.255.255.0 and providing DHCP in that range)
|
|
10.0.2.100 / 255.255.255.0 on eth0
Server
10.0.1.1 /255.255.255.0 on eth1
|
|
Windows machines
10.0.1.x /255.255.255.0 using 10.0.1.1 as their gateway and DNS.

With this setup, the Windows machines should be able to connect to the internet as if the server wasn't even there. A quick trip to GRC to run their ShieldsUp! test should show all ports as Stealth, though.

That's routing, firewall and DNS-forwarding configured already!

Samba
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Samba is the piece of software that will allow you to produce network shares, which in Windows will appear as shares under Network Neighbourhood. pico /etc/samba/smb.conf to set it up. Generally, you should set the workgroup to the same for all computers on your local network, which you can do for your other computers using the settings inside Windows Control Panel. I use something like HOME or OFFICE for this so, for example, all the machines in the office have a workgroup of OFFICE. Also, for simple purposes, security=shareis fine.

You should also set a name for the server, which can be anything you like but which is probably better off as "server" or something simple. With just a name and workgroup configured, saving the file and rebooting (all this rebooting is *completely* unnecessary under Linux but it's quicker to type... :-)) the machine should appear under Network Neighbourhood of any Windows machine on the local network with the same workgroup.

If not, check whether you can ping the server from one of the Windows machines (type ping followed by the internal IP address in a command prompt) and also try disabling the firewall on the server (chmod -x /etc/rc.d/rc.firewall). If disabling the firewall works, check your firewall config... all machines on the local network should be able to have unrestricted access to the server if they are on a card which is listed in rc.firewall as being an internal interface.

Also, check any Windows firewall software you might have. Zonealarm, for instance, will sometimes through a wobbler when it sees file-sharing protocol traffic from the server and this may make it block the server... in this case sometimes the internet will work for five minutes or so and then stop. Add the server IP address as a "Trusted" IP address in Zonealarm on the client machines to fix this.

Now the hard part: read through the shares part at the bottom of the /etc/samba/smb.conf file and comment out any you aren't going to explicitly use (except for the printers one, leave that one there) and then make your own, following their example. If you want to create a basic, empty share using the hard drive space that you have left over on the server, that you can store stuff on from your Windows machines, it's best to do this:

Type mkdir /mnt/share. This makes a directory for us to use.
Type chown nobody:nogroup /mnt/share. This gives anyone permission to use that directory.
Type chmod +r +w /mnt/share. This lets anyone who has permission to read from and write to that directory.

Add the following share to smb.conf:-

[storage]
browseable = yes
comment = General storage
guest ok = yes
path = /mnt/share
read only = no

The share should now show up and be writable (i.e. you can save files to it) from the Windows machines.

If you install more hard drives into this machine, you can incorporate them into this share by putting a line for them into your /etc/fstab and making the directory inside /mnt/share.

An example fstab might be:

#
# /etc/fstab
#
#

/dev/hda1 / ext2 defaults 1 1
/dev/hdb1 /mnt/share/another ext2 defaults 0 0
1

To prepare this second harddrive and show it under the existing share, you can use:

mkdir /mnt/share/another (this creates the directory that it will "live" under).
Edit the /etc/fstab file as above
cfdisk /dev/hdb and delete any partitions on this new hard drive. THIS WILL LOSE YOU ANY DATA OBVIOUSLY. Type carefully. (Note that by using /dev/hdb, we are modifying the SECOND hard drive that the computer sees.)

Create one large Linux partition on it which should show as hdb1.

Similarly for hdc, hdd etc. as you add extra hard drives.

Printing
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First pico /etc/rc.d/rc.modules and uncomment anything under the Parallel port sections (remove the # character from the beginning of the lines). When you reboot, typing lsmod should show up some stuff to do with "parport".

Then, use lynx to go to http://localhost:631 and in there you will find an interface that will let you add most laser printers. Any printers added should print a test page and should then appear under Network Neighbourhood as a shared printer.

If you have a non-laser printer or a strange standard one (e.g. Samsung), you can try with CUPS using Linux Printing.org's CUPS tutorial or use APSFilter:

/usr/lib/apsfilter/SETUP

(remember to cd back to the home directory when you are done).

APSFilter is more complicated and quite tricky to piece together.